A LITTLE MORE HUMOR
I am posting this news flash using Gwens computer
Hi everyone just letting you all know another trip to Melbourne Friday and back Saturday WHY? this time! well my computer crashed ggrrrr and is now at Bundoora computers getting repaired hoping Joe can save my files .I will try getting around to you all as soon as my computer is repaired and back home. And may not get it back till my Daughter Joanne & Colin, Timothy, Kara and Liam come up to visit 1st week in October.Gwen and Myself stayed with my son Gary and Christine's and there family Alyce, Emily and Nathan, Chris cooked us a lovely Dinner............. Joanne , Colin and family come over later and we had a few drinks.
Will end with a couple of jokes
Because she smells like a new ute!
Don't fight it there is always an up side.!!
He's 85, The Bride's 25 - What a Honeymoon !At 85 years of age, Morris married Lou Anne, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Lou Anne decides that after theirWedding she and Morris should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over exert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Lou Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected "knock" on the door.
Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Morris, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.
They unite as one.
All goes well, Morris takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Lou Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door,and it's Morris.
Again he is ready for more "action". Some what surprised, Lou Anne consents for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Morris kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Morris Is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more "action".
And, once more they enjoy each other.
But as Morris gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, "I Am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often.
I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Morris." Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says:
"You mean I was here before?"
The moral of the story: Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's has its advantages
Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the ten most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him." Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"