MY BACKYARD

Hi everyone! My Family and friends have all gone home,It was just wonderfull, having all my family together once again. I loved and enjoyed every minute of there stay,And a big thankyou to the boys for all there help getting a few things repaired. The weather was perfect so the pool was used from morning till late into the evening everyday.

And a lot of fun was had by all.

Now another little walk around my back yard.

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My Deserted pool

"Not a very happy Boy " Clayton just home after a visit too the Vets after having injections for High temperature,antibiotics,blood tests. Results! "Pancracitis"

My pond, home too 6 Goldfish

I was lucky to have my camera on hand as this Baby bird popped out of the nest in the middle of my large tree fern

Bromiliads

A Few Jokes

A Complicated Order
A resident in a seaside hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and said, "I want two boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked it's runny, and the other so over cooked it's tough and hard to eat.
Also, grilled bacon that has been left on the plate to get cold; burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife; butter straight from the deep freeze so that it's impossible to spread; and a pot of very weak coffee, luke-warm."
"That's a complicated order sir," said the bewildered waiter.
"It might be quite difficult to prepare."
The guest replied, "Oh?
But that's what I got yesterday!"
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The Baptism
Before performing a baptism, the Priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step.
Are you prepared for it?""I think so," the man replied.
"My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of our guests."
"I don't mean that,"
The Priest responded. "I mean, are you prepared spiritually?"
"Oh, sure," came the reply.
"I've got a keg of beer and a case of whiskey."
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Heaven

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "

Do you want to go to heaven?

"The man said, "I do, Father."The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall.

"Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?""Certainly, Father," was the man's reply."Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father.

"The priest said, "I don't believe this.

You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes.

I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."

NEWS FLASH

LOOK WHO"S HAVING A BIRTHDAY

Happy birthday with love to my eldest Daughter Carol (Cazz)

23 January..

Put your feet up relax and let Ian and Serayha spoil you.

Hope you have a wonderfull day.

with lots of love oxoxoxoxoxo Mum

OH What A beautifull Baby, Carol 18 months old.

All grown up(Christmas2006) still beautifull. Carol and her daughter Serayha.

Stuttering cat

Stuttering Kitty.............



A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.
A little girl raises her hand.
I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories
could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and
the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and
before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!
That must've been scary", said the teacher.
It sure was", said the little girl.
My kitty went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... and before he could say
F**k," the rottweiler ate him!"

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The Irish.

Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and
get me slippers?"
"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two
stunning 19 year old twin daughters sitting on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."
"Fook off you liar!".
"I'll prove it," Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"
"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"

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Chicken LittleOne day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class.
She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer.
She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!"The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?"One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'"The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

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We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty,
some are dull, some have weird names,
and all are different colors....but
they all exist very nicely in the same box.

Strawberry Farm

Deciding to do something different to fill in our day and to get out of the hot sun, we headed to Koonoomoo Cobram, Victoria 40 min drive from home to the "The Big Strawberry".

Here are a few photo's of our outing

How delicious, all those calories worth every bite, "Strawberry Sundae" for two.

My mate Gwen and myself sharing this delicious treat

Here is my daughter Joanne after finishing her pancake decided to help us finish our last bite.

You can get some nice strawberry recipe's from Joanne's site.

ALL GONE!!!!!!!!!!! followed by a Crown Lager (Beer)

My sister Pauline, enjoying a strawberry pancake, smuthered in cream and strawberry icecream.

After we had over eaten we decided to pick some fresh strawberries to take home.

Here I am, picking the strawberries

Here we are all out in the strawberry patch and the kids were having fun helping us pick.

My Christmas/New year

Hi everybody, just a quick note to let you know I am having a wonderful time with my family and friends .I will be back to visit all your blogs soon,hope you all had a wonderful New Years celebration.

Here are a few photo's of our Christmas get together.

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My grandchildren,

back row: is Alyce, Liam, Serayha, Emily

middle row: Kayne, Maddison, Rylie and Haden

in the front: Timothy Nathan and Kara

All having a great time.

New Years Eve was definately entertaining.

My good friend Gwen, Myself and my daughter Carol

My close friend Irene with myself starting early with the Brandy

Getting close to midnight, everyone with a few under their belt.

Being entertained by my grand daughter Alyce's boyfriend.

Wishing everyone the best for 2007.