Brand New 2007 Pasta Diet That Really Works!

Hi everyone, thank you all for your concern over my health .

I am feeling much better and well on the mend.

I am slowly making my way to around visiting you all.

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It was a couples 20th anniversary and when the wife came home from a long day at work, she saw that her husband had nothing for her!
She yelled," tommorrow morning when I wake up there better be something in that driveway that goes from 0- 200 in under 6 seconds or it's over"So the very next morning the first thing she did when she woke up was to run outside to see if her gift was in the driveway, and there it was, a shiny new bathroom scale.

Now the diet

Brand New 2007 Pasta Diet That Really Works!
Because I really care The Pasta Diet and Your Health
ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!
1.. You walka pasta bakery
2.. You walka pasta candy store.
3.. You walka pasta Ice Cream shop.
4.. You walka pasta table and fridge.

You willa losea da weight!
CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you!

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