A LITTLE HUMOUR

Keep this in mind when you have something to return and the store gives you a hard time -
A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,


"PINCH MY NIPPLES,PINCH MY NIPPLES,PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"
The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed,

,"PINCH MY NIPPLES,PINCH MY NIPPLES,PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!"

And doing so draws an even bigger crowd! In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?" In a huff, the woman says,

BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!" The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!

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Little Roy
Little Roy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.

His birthday was coming up, and he thought this was a good time to tell his Mother what he wanted.

"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday." Little Roy was a bit of a troublemaker He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.

Roy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. "Of course", he said.

Roy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behavior over the last year. "Go to your room , Roy, and think about how you have behaved this year.

Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday."

Little Roy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

Letter 1

Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your friend, Roy.

Roy knew that it was not true. He had not been a good boy this year, so he tore it up and started over.

Letter 2

Dear God, I have been an OK boy this year. I still would like a bike for my birthday. Roy. knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Roy wrote a third letter.

Letter 3

Dear God, I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please! Thank you, Roy.

Roy knew that it was not true. By now he was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mother that he needed to go to church.

She thought her plan had worked. " Just be home for dinner," she told him. Roy walked down the street to the church on the corner.

He went to the altar.

Roy looked around to see if anyone was looking as he bent down and picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped it up under his shirt and ran out the church going back home.

He ran to his room and shut the door. Roy began to write his letter to God.

Letter 4

Dear God, I got your mama. If you want to see her again, send the bike. Signed, You know who.

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A couple of Quotes
Do not lose your inward peace for anything
what so ever even if your whole world seems upset.

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Whenever you see a successful business.

someone once made a courageous decision

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