A FEW MORE LAUGHS
How do you know your salad is fresh 
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Bartender vs. psychiatrist
Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every
time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!"
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come
talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those
fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor."
"I'll sleep on it," said Jerry.
Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street. "Why didn't you
ever come to see about those fears you were having?" asked the
psychiatrist.
"Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful
lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10." I was so happy to have
saved all that money I went and bought me a new pickup!
"Is that so! And How, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!" Ain't nobody under there now
Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every
time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!"
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come
talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those
fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor."
"I'll sleep on it," said Jerry.
Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street. "Why didn't you
ever come to see about those fears you were having?" asked the
psychiatrist.
"Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful
lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10." I was so happy to have
saved all that money I went and bought me a new pickup!
"Is that so! And How, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!" Ain't nobody under there now
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Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them,
"I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."
"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back.
"I'm so tired of Chardonnay."
"I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."
"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back.
"I'm so tired of Chardonnay."
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posted by Jeanette at 8:23 pm
11 Comments:
Hi Jan ~~ Good jokes, I like the cutting the legs off the bed. Glad you liked the New Zulland one, it's a goodie. My chicken was delicious. Take care, Hugs, Merle.
Hi Jan, Freddo Frog Salad sounds delicious.
Ewwww imagine seeing a little froggy in your lettuce! Bleck! Just as bad as people finding a black widow spider in their grapes!! Hmmm...well I think I'd prefer finding the froggy then! lol Loved the jokes, thanks for my morning laugh:-) Hugs
Hi Jen,
Cute jokes. Not crazy about froggy spinach. All spinach in US is recalled for now (but not because of frogs!)
:-)
Great post!
hahahaha!
Thanks
Have a wonderful day!
*^_^
(=':'=) hugs
(")_ (")Š from da Cool Raggedy one
Hi, that salad certainly was fresh! Loved the jokes, hope your bowling is going well. I am an associate member of the bowling club here. It is just up the street from me. I don't get to go there that often. Glad you enjoyed "the miser" Cheers Margaret
Hi Jen,
Wow, now that is fresh salad! I hope that the little frog got let out?
Our bagged spinich greens in the US are infected with e-coli, and they are all suppose to get thrown out. Unfortunately a lot of people have gotten very ill and hospitalized because of it.
Even the regular bagged salad is under suspition of infection.
LOL on the jokes.
Janice~
I think it is mainly the bagged lettuce.
That lawn bowling looks like a lot of fresh air but not much excercise.
And a lot like the French boule game.
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Extra flavour Id say.. Bonus buy Frog Legs!!!
cut the legs off the bed... LMAO
Oh my, a frog in packed Salat! Grrr?!?
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