ON THE GREEN

HI All .. Well I played bowls on opening day and was nice to be back
on the green again.
To start the day everyone arrives early
so we sit around have a cuppa and chat before we go out to play .
then the first bowl (a bit of fun)of the season is bowled to the spider (a toy redback )56 bowlers let there bowl go at once, bowls go everywere ,with lots of laughter the nearest to the spider gets a bottle of wine . well guess what my bowl stopped on its leg so i was declared the winner.and to top that off i was in the winning team of the day so to say the least I had a good day .But very tired at the end of the day .Sorry folk I left the camera sitting on the kitchen table, so will take photo's next time i go out to play .

Now to finish of today with a couple jokes

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TWO OLD LADIES
Two old ladies are outside their nursing"home, having a drink and a smoke,
when it starts to rain.
One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over
her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Maude: "What in the hell is that?Mable: A condom.
This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?Mable: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely
(she is after all, over 80 years of age),
but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."
The pharmacist fainted

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A little boy went up to his father and asked:
"Dad, where DID all of my intelligence come from?
The father replied.
"Well son, you must have got it from your mother,

cause I still have mine"

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This one was in our local paper

CYRUS SAYS:

Daddy, how was i born?

DAD says:Ah my son,I guess one day will need to find out anyway!

Well you see your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on AOl.

Then i set up a date via e-mail with your mum and we met at a cyber-cafe

WE sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download

from my hard drive.

As soon as i was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had

used a firewall, and since it was too lateto hit the delete button, nine months later

a blessed little pop-up appeared and said:

YOUVE GOT MALE!

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