Monday, September 04, 2006

Hi everyone
Well what did I do over the weekend ?
not a lot.Saturday my friend Gwen came around and we chatted
had a couple of cuppa's ( Gwen coffee me Tea)then watched football
on television my team lost, the Tigers season now over.
Sunday . did a little shopping then come home put it all away visited a sick friend
then went around Gwens for a cuppa and ended up staying for Dinner and getting
home about 2am . Today visited my daughter and just rested as im off bowling
again tomorrow .
well just a short post tonight
The Story of Four Cats

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.

The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist.............and the fourth man was a Government Employee.

To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff."

T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper, pen and promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff".

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen returning with a dozen cookies.

He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies......Everyone agreed that was good.

But the Chemist said his cat could do better.

He called his cat and said . . . . . . "Measure, do your stuff".

Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk .

. got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ozs without spilling a drop into the glass.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do?" The Government Employee called his cat and said....."CoffeeBreak . . . . do your stuff."

CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet.

drank the milk

sh*t on the paper

screwed the other three cats

claimed he injured his back while doing so filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.

put in for Workers Compensation.

.........and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave .

AND THAT'S WHY I WANT TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT !

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Take Time

A day passed is a day gone

You can make more money

but you can't buy more time

11 Comments:

Blogger Sue said...

Jen,
My husband and I laughed and laughed over the kitty joke. (He's retired from the US Government!)
Glad you're having a fun weekend...

September 05, 2006 1:14 am  
Blogger Meow said...

Brilliant cat joke, Jen ... thank you so much.
Hope you had a wonderful weekend.
Take care, Meow

September 05, 2006 10:09 am  
Anonymous Peter said...

That Coffee Break, some cat hey!

September 05, 2006 10:13 am  
Blogger Gazza said...

Hi mum, It looks like the old tin tack is getting better.You better take it easy though. Slowly does it. Check out my blog

Go Tigers!

September 05, 2006 9:48 pm  
Anonymous Merle said...

Hi Jan ~~ Great cat jokes and all the movements, all very nice. Glad you had an enjoyable weekend. Thanks for your comment, looks like No 3 is going to work I hope and bet Peter does too.
He thinks I may get the old one back, but I am not holding my breath.
Take care, Love, Merle.

September 06, 2006 12:50 am  
Blogger PEA said...

Hi Jeanette:-) Thanks so much for stopping by my blog...hopefully it won't be your last visit!! Loved this cat joke, too funny!!! LOL

September 06, 2006 1:30 pm  
Blogger Jim said...

I too liked your cat story. When I worked for the government as a contractor at NASA (Houston) we had a saying 'it was good enough for government work.'
We didn't really believe that or we would not have made it to the Moon.
..

September 06, 2006 4:07 pm  
Blogger Janice said...

Too bad the other kitties weren't clever enought to file a sexual harassment suit!

September 06, 2006 5:19 pm  
Blogger Lee-ann said...

Jen,
Cat jokes! O! I love them.

see you again soon.

September 06, 2006 8:21 pm  
Anonymous Margaret said...

Well that cat wasn't caught napping was it? The people who come up with these jokes are really clever. Thanks for you comments on my posts. I am gradually finding my way around blogging ever so slowly. Cheers Margaret.

September 06, 2006 9:55 pm  
Blogger Tanya said...

Excellent joke. And that's why I DO work for the Government...




Kind of :)

September 07, 2006 10:05 pm  

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