Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.
The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist.............and the fourth man was a Government Employee.
To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff."
T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper, pen and promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff".
Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen returning with a dozen cookies.
He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies......Everyone agreed that was good.
But the Chemist said his cat could do better.
He called his cat and said . . . . . . "Measure, do your stuff".
Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk .
. got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ozs without spilling a drop into the glass.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good.
Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do?" The Government Employee called his cat and said....."CoffeeBreak . . . . do your stuff."
CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet.
drank the milk
sh*t on the paper
screwed the other three cats
claimed he injured his back while doing so filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.
put in for Workers Compensation.
.........and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave .
AND THAT'S WHY I WANT TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT !
A day passed is a day gone
You can make more money
but you can't buy more time