IVE been tagged
Gday Everyone..
I hope your all well were ever you maybe. and I hope the weathers being kind to you . Im well and were having a heat wave,and no end in sight. Today we had 43c thats about 109f and a low of 30c is forecast tonight thats mid 80s. thank heavens for air conditioning and a pool..
Well I better get on with this post as im Expecting .Carol and Serayha over tonight and staying for weekend ,tomorrow Christine , Emily and Nathan are comming not sure how long there staying as Emily has to go enrol into University on Friday .
So I will get around to visiting you all after all my visitors have gone..
Reader Wil
MERLE
Charlotte's Weblog
4. I love my morning cuppa Tea .
A Blonde was sent on her way to Heaven.
Upon arrival, a concerned St Peter met her at the Pearly Gates.
'I'm sorry,' St Peter said; 'But Heaven is suffering from an overload of goodly souls and we have been forced to put up an Entrance Exam for new arrivals to ease the burden of Heavenly Arrivals.'
'That's cool' said the blonde,
'What does the Entrance Exam consist of?' just three questions' said St Peter.
'Which are?' asked the blonde.
'The first,' said St Peter, 'is, which two days of the week start with the letter 'T' '?
The second is 'How many seconds are there in a year?'
The third is 'What was the name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda?'
'Now,' said St Peter, 'Go away and think about those questions and when I call upon you, I shall expect you to have those answers for me.'
So the blonde went away and gave those three questions some considerable thought (I expect you to do the same).
The following morning, St Peter called upon the blonde and asked if she had considered the questions, to which she replied,
'I have.' 'Well then,' said St Peter, 'Which two days of the week start with the letter T?'
The blonde said, 'Today and Tomorrow.'
St Peter pondered this answer for some time, and decided that indeed the answer can be applied to the question.
'Well then, could I have your answer to the second of the three questions?'
St Peter went on, 'how many seconds in a year?'
The Blonde replied, 'Twelve!' 'Only twelve?' exclaimed St Peter, 'How did you arrive at that figure?'
'Easy,' said the blonde, 'there's the second of January, the second of February, right through to the second of December, giving a total of twelve seconds.'
St Peter looked at the blonde and said, 'I need some time to consider your answer before I can give you a decision.'
And he walked away shaking his head.
A short time later, St Peter returned to the Blonde. 'I'll allow the answer
to stand, but you need to get the third and final question
absolutely correct to be allowed into Heaven.
Now, can you tell me the answer to the name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda?'
The blonde replied: 'Of the three questions, I found this the easiest to answer.' 'Really!' exclaimed St Peter, 'And what is the answer?'
'It's Andy.'
'Andy??'
'Yes, Andy,' said the blonde.
This totally floored St Peter, and he paced this way and that, deliberating the answer.
Finally, he could not stand the suspense any longer, and turning to the blonde, asked
'How in God's name did you arrive at THAT answer?'
'Easy' said the blonde, 'Andy sat, Andy watched, Andy waited til his billyboiled.'
And the blonde entered Heaven...
I hope your all well were ever you maybe. and I hope the weathers being kind to you . Im well and were having a heat wave,and no end in sight. Today we had 43c thats about 109f and a low of 30c is forecast tonight thats mid 80s. thank heavens for air conditioning and a pool..
Well I better get on with this post as im Expecting .Carol and Serayha over tonight and staying for weekend ,tomorrow Christine , Emily and Nathan are comming not sure how long there staying as Emily has to go enrol into University on Friday .
So I will get around to visiting you all after all my visitors have gone..
Now its time to acknowledge a few awards I have recieved lately..
This lovely Award was Passed on to me from My dear friend Merle Thank you Merle its very much appreciated and I will now pass this award on to my friends
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Reader Wil
This award tonight was sent yo me by my new friends, Winifred and Reader Wil. Thank You both for this Lovely Award ,I am now passing this on to my following friends
MERLE
Charlotte's Weblog
BOB~The Diary Of An English Gardener.
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I also recieved this lovely one from Charlotte , And I have selected A few friends to pass this award on too
But all my awards are for all my friends that drop in so please feel free to take Them
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Mercedez' Fun Room has tagged me for a game of sharing six things about myself.She is on my blog list on the side. If you already haven't done so, go check out her blog.
Here are the rules of the game:
Link to the person who tagged you.
Share six random things about yourself.
Tag six people and let them know they are tagged on their own blog.
Feel free to play the way you want.
Six things about me:
1. I was Diagnosed with bowl cancer in April 2004.
2.Had Major surgery May 2004 . Now in remission
3 I love my family And Friends
4. I love my morning cuppa Tea .
5..I love a Brandy and dry or a Beer on a hot day, or anytime I feel like one.
6. I watch TV or put on a DVD when I go to bed. Musicals are my favorites
Now I will tag these folks!
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Now to end with a little laughter
Another Blonde moment
A Blonde was sent on her way to Heaven.
Upon arrival, a concerned St Peter met her at the Pearly Gates.
'I'm sorry,' St Peter said; 'But Heaven is suffering from an overload of goodly souls and we have been forced to put up an Entrance Exam for new arrivals to ease the burden of Heavenly Arrivals.'
'That's cool' said the blonde,
'What does the Entrance Exam consist of?' just three questions' said St Peter.
'Which are?' asked the blonde.
'The first,' said St Peter, 'is, which two days of the week start with the letter 'T' '?
The second is 'How many seconds are there in a year?'
The third is 'What was the name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda?'
'Now,' said St Peter, 'Go away and think about those questions and when I call upon you, I shall expect you to have those answers for me.'
So the blonde went away and gave those three questions some considerable thought (I expect you to do the same).
The following morning, St Peter called upon the blonde and asked if she had considered the questions, to which she replied,
'I have.' 'Well then,' said St Peter, 'Which two days of the week start with the letter T?'
The blonde said, 'Today and Tomorrow.'
St Peter pondered this answer for some time, and decided that indeed the answer can be applied to the question.
'Well then, could I have your answer to the second of the three questions?'
St Peter went on, 'how many seconds in a year?'
The Blonde replied, 'Twelve!' 'Only twelve?' exclaimed St Peter, 'How did you arrive at that figure?'
'Easy,' said the blonde, 'there's the second of January, the second of February, right through to the second of December, giving a total of twelve seconds.'
St Peter looked at the blonde and said, 'I need some time to consider your answer before I can give you a decision.'
And he walked away shaking his head.
A short time later, St Peter returned to the Blonde. 'I'll allow the answer
to stand, but you need to get the third and final question
absolutely correct to be allowed into Heaven.
Now, can you tell me the answer to the name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda?'
The blonde replied: 'Of the three questions, I found this the easiest to answer.' 'Really!' exclaimed St Peter, 'And what is the answer?'
'It's Andy.'
'Andy??'
'Yes, Andy,' said the blonde.
This totally floored St Peter, and he paced this way and that, deliberating the answer.
Finally, he could not stand the suspense any longer, and turning to the blonde, asked
'How in God's name did you arrive at THAT answer?'
'Easy' said the blonde, 'Andy sat, Andy watched, Andy waited til his billyboiled.'
And the blonde entered Heaven...
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Labels: tag Award
posted by Jeanette at 7:30 pm
23 Comments:
Hi Jen. Thank you very much for that lovely award. That's the second time I've received it and it's a lovely one to get.
Love the joke about the blonde trying to get into heaven...she deserved that after those answers.
Take care, Jen, and keep cool.
Dear Jan ~~ Thank you so much for the two awards, I already have the friends one. And for the tag I think?? It's not long since I did 10 things about me, but I will try.
Glad you were pleased with the Frienship one I gave you. We are a mutual admiration society!!!
Enjoy the weekend with some of the family. Take care, Love, Merle. x0x0x0
Awwwwwwwwwwww, Jen, thanks so much for the two awards. Boy, y'all down under are very hot, huh? Tho, the hot sounds kinda good this morning,....it's chilly here. But no ice like up north is getting. So, I must be thankful and not complain. Love the Blond joke. Hilarious.
I'll do the tag, and then when I have it completed, I'll let you know.
Happy day to you.
Hi Jeanette, Thanks for the award, I will sort it out this weekend if thats okay as thats when I have more time to play around with stuff like that. I'm glad to see that you're managing to keep warm LOL! Here it is 8.6C so we're also having a bit of a heatwave, I even took off my bodywarmer this morning - must be global warming catching up with us at last! All the best Bob.
Thank you very much for the award ! that's very kind of you.
Can you send some heat over, I badly need some sunshine and warm weather !
Jen, you are such a joy! Congratulations on all of your awards! I wish you a joyous time with your visitors, you should stay by your pool!
Thanks for the funny!
Have a Wonderful Wednesday!
Kathi :)
Thanks for this Jen, much appreciated.
It's a glorious sunny day with beautiful blue sky here, a little on the cool side at 43F but hardly a breath of wind so I'm not complaining.
Love the blonde joke. She wasn't so daft after all.
Thanks for the awards Jen. I am very honored to receive them. I hope your cancer stays in remission forever. Cute blond joke.
Charlotte
Hi Jen! Thank you so much for the award! The fact, that somebody thinks of me, is already an award in itself. Thanks also for your visit to my blog about Australian Day. You know something? I've just met a woman from Cooktown writing about the same subject: The Guurrbi Tours. She also knows my daughter! I am sure I'll meet her next time when I go to Australia.
Thanks Jen! Love the blonde joke
Thanks Jeanette. I so appreciate hearing from you and all your activities in Australia. You are special.
Ruthie
Hi Jeanette, thank you for the award. I will try to get it passed on. So many of my blogging 'friends' don't accept them or pass them on. I don't have anyplace to put them as I use the old Blogger still.
Thank you too for the blonde jokes, I like blonde jokes and I like blondes (female ones!).
I think Merle has one I am wanting to see also so I'll go there.
Thank you also for the nice tag info. You do good with them.
Before you started reading my blog I did one under protest. I generally start them and then get sidetracked and don't finish as the post gets too long.
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Happy Belated Australia Day to you, dear Jen! I didn't visit any blogs during the weekend and ended up missing your country's birthday!
Congratulations on receiving all these well deserved awards and I'm so touched that you're passing some on to me, thank you so much:-)
I see you've also tagged me so I will get it done as soon as I can!! I didn't realize you had battled bowel cancer...praying that you stay in remission! Like you, I also always have the tv on when I go to bed, it's the only way I can fall asleep. lol
ROFL at the joke, now that's what you call a SMART blonde!! hehe Loved it! xoxo
G'day once again dear lady!!----
Just wanted you to know I finished and posted the tag from you today. [It's at the end of my Thursday blog]
Hope you're well, and hope you're staying cool in the excess heat.
Hi Jen,
Just dropping by to enjoy your funnies and see what you are up to in the hot, hot weather. The pool sounds wonderful way to cool down. Enjoy the visit from the family, I'm sure you all will have a fun time in the pool!
Have a great week!
Ann
Hi Jen. I just acknowledged my awards from you on my blog and advertised your blog a little. You might like to see it. lol
Charlotte
I'm not a lover of that hot weather.
Narrow comfort zone here.
Hope your lovely plants are surviving it okay.
congratulations on all your awards.
Hi Jeanette,
HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY!!!
Janice~
Thank you Jen for thinking of me. You're so sweet.
Hope you had a nice weekend.
Hi again Jan ~~ I hope you are coping well with this heat. I do as little as possible, myself. I hope you enjoyed your visitors at the weekend. Glad you liked the story of the Pink Dress. And let us hope both our Guardian angels are keeping an eye on us. Take great care dear
friend. Love, Merle.
Thankyou for the award Jen.
By now your lovely Grands will have visited & stayed, & I am sure you had a lovely time.
Congrats on your awards too!
Dear Jan ~~ Thanks for your visit and I am glad you liked the story of the poor people. My gosh, you had to get up early for pennant, so I hope you won. I guess the reason for the early start was to beat the heat.
Can you believe that next week we have 3 days in the 20s Wonderful.
I hope you are not too tired Jan.
This weather has been very tiring.
The drawing of the plane on the Hudson river was great Take care, my friend, Love, Merle.
Our power and internet is very iffy right now but I'll try to get to the tag soon, Jen. My internet was down nearly all day today so I don't know when I'll be able to get in a post.
Hope you've cooled off some there.
Hugs,
Diane
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