IVE been tagged
I hope your all well were ever you maybe. and I hope the weathers being kind to you . Im well and were having a heat wave,and no end in sight. Today we had 43c thats about 109f and a low of 30c is forecast tonight thats mid 80s. thank heavens for air conditioning and a pool..
Well I better get on with this post as im Expecting .Carol and Serayha over tonight and staying for weekend ,tomorrow Christine , Emily and Nathan are comming not sure how long there staying as Emily has to go enrol into University on Friday .
So I will get around to visiting you all after all my visitors have gone..
I also recieved this lovely one from Charlotte , And I have selected A few friends to pass this award on too
But all my awards are for all my friends that drop in so please feel free to take Them
~~~Mercedez' Fun Room has tagged me for a game of sharing six things about myself.
4. I love my morning cuppa Tea .
A Blonde was sent on her way to Heaven.
Upon arrival, a concerned St Peter met her at the Pearly Gates.
'I'm sorry,' St Peter said; 'But Heaven is suffering from an overload of goodly souls and we have been forced to put up an Entrance Exam for new arrivals to ease the burden of Heavenly Arrivals.'
'That's cool' said the blonde,
'What does the Entrance Exam consist of?' just three questions' said St Peter.
'Which are?' asked the blonde.
'The first,' said St Peter, 'is, which two days of the week start with the letter 'T' '?
The second is 'How many seconds are there in a year?'
The third is 'What was the name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda?'
'Now,' said St Peter, 'Go away and think about those questions and when I call upon you, I shall expect you to have those answers for me.'
So the blonde went away and gave those three questions some considerable thought (I expect you to do the same).
The following morning, St Peter called upon the blonde and asked if she had considered the questions, to which she replied,
'I have.' 'Well then,' said St Peter, 'Which two days of the week start with the letter T?'
The blonde said, 'Today and Tomorrow.'
St Peter pondered this answer for some time, and decided that indeed the answer can be applied to the question.
'Well then, could I have your answer to the second of the three questions?'
St Peter went on, 'how many seconds in a year?'
The Blonde replied, 'Twelve!' 'Only twelve?' exclaimed St Peter, 'How did you arrive at that figure?'
'Easy,' said the blonde, 'there's the second of January, the second of February, right through to the second of December, giving a total of twelve seconds.'
St Peter looked at the blonde and said, 'I need some time to consider your answer before I can give you a decision.'
And he walked away shaking his head.
A short time later, St Peter returned to the Blonde. 'I'll allow the answer
to stand, but you need to get the third and final question
absolutely correct to be allowed into Heaven.
Now, can you tell me the answer to the name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda?'
The blonde replied: 'Of the three questions, I found this the easiest to answer.' 'Really!' exclaimed St Peter, 'And what is the answer?'
'Yes, Andy,' said the blonde.
This totally floored St Peter, and he paced this way and that, deliberating the answer.
Finally, he could not stand the suspense any longer, and turning to the blonde, asked
'How in God's name did you arrive at THAT answer?'
'Easy' said the blonde, 'Andy sat, Andy watched, Andy waited til his billyboiled.'
And the blonde entered Heaven...
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