A little humour

HI everyone. Firstly let me thank you all for your prayers and well wishes For my Brother and myself .Well I have good news after my test was bought forward due to a few problems. now with a big sigh of relief, I can report all clear, I go for blood tests Monday and see Oncologist on the 14th June for routine check up and expect good news from this visit.

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Now to finish on a lighter note with a couple of jokes.

A female dwarf goes to a doctor complaining of an
embarrassing itch in the groin area.
The doctor looks her up and down, picks her up and
stands her on his desk.
He lifts up her skirt and puts his head under. A
little perplexed, she hears snip, snip, snip, snip.
The doctor emerges from under her skirt.
"How's that?

"Well, it's a lot better actually,
but...........it's still there."
Undaunted, he dives back under her skirt.
Snip, snip, snip, snip.
Out he comes.
"How's that?" he asks again more confident.

That,s wonderful! What did you do?"
"I trimmed the top of your Ugg boots."

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THE RABBIT

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road he swerves to avoid hitting it,but unfortunately
The rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver,a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,pulls over and gets out to see
What has become of the rabbit,much to his dismay,
The rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.
She steps out of her car and asks the man what's wrong.
I feel terrible," !He explains,I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."

The blonde says,
Don't worry."she runs to her car and pulls out a spray can,she walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,bends down,and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
The rabbit jumps up,waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops,turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves,
And repeats this again and again and again,until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands,
What is in that can?What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says.. Are you sure your ready for it ?

V

(It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)

OK, here it is

v

It says,

Hair Spray -

Restores life to dead hair,
And adds permanent wave

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Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

- Caryn Leschen -

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

- Maryon Pearson-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.

-Eleanor Roosevelt-

When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!!