A Lttle more humour

On the Farm

Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in the distant rural regions.
No running water, no electricity, etc.
One night, Mikes' wife is begins to deliver the baby.
The local doctor is there in attendance.
"What d'ya want me to do, Doctor?" "Hold the lantern, Mikey.
Here it comes!" the doctor delivers the child and holds it up for the proud father to see.
"Mike, you're the proud father of a fine strapping boy." "Saints be praised, I..." Before Mike can finish the Doctor interrupts, "Wait a minute.
Hold the lantern, Mikey." Soon the doctor delivers the next child.
"You've a full set now, Mikey. A beautiful baby daughter."
"Thanks be to..." Again the Doctor cuts in, "Hold the lantern, Mikey, Hold the lantern!" Soon the Doctor delivers a third child.
The doctor holds up the baby for Mike's inspection.
"Doctor," asks Mike, "Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?"
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Littlle Johnny

Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the ten most wanted criminals.

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him."

Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"

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*The Minister's New Dentures*

The minister had just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new
dentures were being made.
The first Sunday after the surgery, he only preached for 10 minutes. The
second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday he
preached for 1 hour 25 minutes. When asked about this by some of the
congregation, he responded this way: "The first Sunday, my gums were so
sore it hurt to talk. The second
Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot. The third Sunday, I accidentally
grabbed my wife's dentures and I couldn't stop talking!"

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THE PENSIONERS
An old couple go to a doctor and ask him to watch them have sex and tell if he see's them doing anything wrong. So they have sex. While they are getting dressed the doctor said, "Well I don't see anything wrong!" A week later they come again and ask the doctor to watch to see if they are doing anything wrong. They have sex and the doctor says, "Well again I don't see anything wrong." This goes on for weeks. Then the doctor asks why they keep coming.The guy said: "If we go to her house her husband will catch us. If we go to my house my wife will catch us. A hotel costs fifty bucks. Here it's thirty-five dollars and medicare pays half!"