Chickens and eggs

Hi Everyone, Another couple of busy days went to see my Oncologist yesterday, well to say the least im over the moon with my news. instead of the 3 to 6 monthly checkups, Kerry was very pleased with my progress and next check up 12months. Yippeee..So today off to the Gym this morning for light exercise home for lunch then off to indoor (Carpet) Bowls this afternoon.on the way home did a little food shopping, called to see my friend Gwen who is not feeling very well.then home to my nice warm house. Central heating running non stop for winter.

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Now To Finish off with a little humour

Chickens and eggs
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young hens, called pullets and eight or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs. The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced.

That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.

The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! John went to investigate.

The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover. But to Farmer John's amazement, Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

John was so proud of Butch, he entered him in the county fair and Butch became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result...The judges not only awarded Butch the "No Bell Piece Prize" but they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well

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Sunday morning Sex....
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old
grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,
"He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old
having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny: "Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when thechurch
bells would start to ring ... it was just the right rhythm - Nice and
slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued: "He'd still be alive
today if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

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The Alabama preacher said to his Congregation,"Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.

This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.

I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.

Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."No one moved.

The preacher continued,

"Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood?Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory.

Now stand and confess your transgression."Again all was quiet.

Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew.

Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a membe rof the Ku Klux Klan.

I simply told a couple of my friends you were a wizard under the sheets.

"The preacher fainted, and the congregation roared.