Saturday, April 14, 2007

SMOKING

A koala was sitting in a gum tree...... smoking a joint

when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,
"Hey Koala! What are you doing?"

The koala said, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala
where they enjoyed a few joints.

After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was "dry"
and that he was going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far
over and fell into the river.

A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and
helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard,
"What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he
was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree,
got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked
into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was
sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,
"Hey Koala!"


So the koala looked down at him and said,


"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude.....
How much water did you drink?!!"

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13 Comments:

Blogger Marc & Kristy said...

Hi Jen, we got a laugh out of that very funny. Hope all is well up there.

Take Care
Marc & Kristy

April 14, 2007 11:13 pm  
Blogger Sonia said...

Very funny! It's great this joke with photos! Thanks for make me laugh!

Thanks for your visiting and nice comment on my tree's post.

Have a beautiful weekend!

April 15, 2007 1:32 am  
Blogger RUTH said...

Love it! Smiling all the way back to England.

April 15, 2007 6:17 am  
Blogger Val said...

That ending was totally unexpected (my imagined ending was not a pretty sight!)

April 15, 2007 3:22 pm  
Blogger the night owl said...

The out come of this tale is great!!!
Have a good Sunday. Baba

April 16, 2007 12:40 am  
Blogger Gattina said...

Ha, ha ! and you found the fitting pictures ! I see you had a very nice easter, we too, my son + girlfriend came over from Amsterdam for the afternoon. Was nice. Since then we have an unbelievable warm weather. Apparently it has never been hot like that since they note the temperatures ! Today we have 28° and a wonderful sunshine ! And all the southern countries where it should be warm, they have the temperatures we usually have ! Isn't that crazy ! They have the rain and we the heat !

April 16, 2007 1:33 am  
Blogger meggie said...

What a great joke! Love all the pics. very clever.
Keep laughing Jeanette!

April 16, 2007 6:55 am  
Blogger PEA said...

ROFL...I wasn't expecting that ending! lol Love it!! I love the way you added the pictures, really went well with the joke! xoxo

April 16, 2007 7:11 am  
Blogger Gary said...

Hey, that was funny. Thanks for the laugh.

April 16, 2007 12:03 pm  
Blogger Sorlil said...

ha ha ha...cute pics of that Koala!

April 17, 2007 2:30 am  
Blogger Heart of Rachel said...

Hi Jeanette. Thanks for visiting my photo hunt.

Thanks for sharing this funny joke. My 3-yr old son saw your page and asked if it was animal planet. We were watching animal planet earlier tonight and he saw some koalas. :)

April 17, 2007 2:51 am  
Blogger JunieRose2005 said...

;) Very funny!


June

April 17, 2007 3:56 am  
Blogger Hootin'Anni said...

ROFLMAO!!! That was great.

I love the humor in it all.
It's been a while since I've been here what with health issues and such, I'm just now getting around to visiting with my favorite bloggers.

Happy Autumn...weird, it's going to be summer here.

April 20, 2007 4:48 am  

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