A few more jokes (barber shop

A man enters a barber shop for a shave.

While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems

he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.

"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small

wooden ball from a nearby drawer.

"Place this between your cheek and gum."

The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the

closest shave the man has ever experienced.

After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech.

"And what if I swallow it?"

No problem!.

That happens from time to time.

" says the barber".

"Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else "

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Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all Day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt
and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd
hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: "Dave, don't worry about
it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients
and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go".
But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality,
whispering.......
v

v

v

v
Dave, you're a vet".

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Thought For The Day"

Good looks catch the eye but a GOOD personality catches the heart.

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The happiest people aren't the ones that have the most;

they're the ones that make the most of what they have."