Wednesday, October 11, 2006

A few more jokes (barber shop

A man enters a barber shop for a shave.
While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems
he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small
wooden ball from a nearby drawer.
"Place this between your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the
closest shave the man has ever experienced.
After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech.
"And what if I swallow it?"
No problem!.
That happens from time to time.
" says the barber".
"Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else "
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Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all Day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt
and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd
hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: "Dave, don't worry about
it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients
and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go".
But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality,
whispering.......
v
v
v
v
Dave, you're a vet".
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Thought For The Day"
Good looks catch the eye but a GOOD personality catches the heart.
~~~~~~~~~
The happiest people aren't the ones that have the most;
they're the ones that make the most of what they have."

15 Comments:

Blogger JunieRose2005 said...

;) very funny jokes!!


Junie

October 12, 2006 1:38 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dave, you're a vet".

Now that's a clincher Jan.

October 12, 2006 10:07 am  
Blogger Larae said...

I love the jokes and the thought for the day, very inspiring. Thanks for sharing & commenting! =)

October 12, 2006 10:53 am  
Blogger Gwen said...

Hi Jan. So you lasted long enough to post.
I collasped just after I finished talking to you,nice jokes I think we know the same"Dirty People".
Talk soon mate take care!!

October 12, 2006 11:02 am  
Blogger PEA said...

LOL loved all of them!!

October 12, 2006 1:35 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Jan ~~ Great jokes, though the vet is a bit of a worry. Glad you enjoyed the Apron story, jokes etc. Love, Merle

October 12, 2006 3:19 pm  
Blogger LittleJen said...

Hi mum, good jokes.. I definately liked the last quote how true.

Luv Jo xoxoxo

October 12, 2006 8:21 pm  
Blogger Lee-ann said...

Jan as always great post here.

keep warm it's a hot one!
Lee-ann

October 12, 2006 9:45 pm  
Blogger Lee-ann said...

Keep cool! its a hot one!

sorry what was I thinking! lol lol lol lol :o)

Lee-ann

October 12, 2006 9:46 pm  
Blogger Sorlil said...

hiya thanks for visiting my blog, you're welcome anytime! Your g'day g'day tune is very cool and those jokes are very baaaad!! :)

October 13, 2006 2:40 am  
Blogger UKBob said...

Oh no thats terrible! Well the joke is good but not where the ball has been.

October 13, 2006 5:58 am  
Blogger Crazedmomof4 said...

This is a great post!
Thanks for stopping by my spot. I haven't been doing a lot in the blogger world lately. I have been busy working on family history for my kids. You should can learn alot doing that.

October 13, 2006 10:41 am  
Blogger Cazz said...

Loved the Dr./Vet still laughing

Bloody hot here.. wish I had a pool !!!

Love
Cazz

October 13, 2006 8:36 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very funny jokes, still laughing. Take care Cheers Margaret

October 14, 2006 12:02 am  
Blogger DellaB said...

"Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else "

oooh.. hahahahaha

October 14, 2006 7:06 pm  

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